The Cinquecento Sporting Tales of Woe!

Have you got a nice story to share, with your Cinquecento involved? This is the forum for you!
You can see my small damage to the rear bumper,
a friend's Sporting hit in the back by a Punto GT
and another friend's Sporting hit by a BUS!
My friend Minotaur hit a Peugeot 106!
A Seicento Horror story, by Robert Kittel, from Austria
Send me your Cinquecento Story!
My E-mail address is: steliosh@mail.otenet.gr.